2015 Gig Roundup: Webster’s, State College PA
January 6, 2016 § Leave a comment
I played some great shows in 2015. I’ll be recalling these fine venues and the kind folks who run them in separate posts throughout January, save for the gigs on the UK & Ireland tour which you can read about here.
I have three musical ventures I alternate: folk/blues/roots trio Rattlesnake Gospel fits comfortably in raucous barrooms or brewpubs where feet can be stomped and dance moves can be displayed, and my solo material is better suited for coffee shops or listening rooms where the lyrics can really be absorbed. Folk/beat poetry duo The Echo & Sway fits somewhere in between, and we haven’t found a better gig for our style than the Sunday brunch at Webster’s Bookstore Cafe.
Webster’s used to have a street level storefront on Allen Street in downtown State College, and if memory serves it was a dispute with a landlord that caused their relocation to their current Beaver Avenue address (you’ll find the entrance and subsequent descending staircase into the bookstore to the right of Uncle Eli’s Art Supplies, or you can enter the cafe side of things via Humes Alley). It’s a combination book/record store, coffee shop/restaurant and venue that hosts everything from poetry slams and open mics to the Lemon Tree Punk Series on First Fridays to one-offs like Barrence Whitfield & the Savages when they’re passing through on tour (another story for another time, but I’d be remiss not to mention that show from 2013, which included BYOB privileges, a pre-concert dinner with the band and my near nine-months pregnant wife dancing the night away like a champ, all for $12… best trip to the bookstore ever).
And of course the Sunday brunch, which I’d somehow never made it to until we were invited to perform. The Echo & Sway have a little something for everyone: poetic and thoughtful lyrics (mostly penned by the handsome gent at The Oracular Beard), two part harmonies, wry wit and bad jokes, all backed by my subtle, too-lazy-to-do-anything-but-strum-a-few-chords guitar. Captivating and enjoyable if you’re paying attention, but a pleasant and inoffensive background for taking in brunch and a book.
Much of their reading selection is secondhand, and they’ll offer trade credit for used books. The prices are fair and they don’t have a problem if you sit awhile with a book, though they’d probably appreciate if you accompanied it with a delicious coffee or sandwich item from their vegan-and-vegetarian friendly menu. We played twice last year and both times I had the brunch exclusive Chupacabra, a southwestern style breakfast burrito with scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, peppers and a spicy cream sauce. They also vary an assortment of pancakes with infused syrups (s’mores and chocolate mint chip come to mind) whose overt sweetness will leave your teeth sore but you’ll finish them anyway because they’re too good not to.
Stax of Trax recalls the glory days of the great American record store, with a great vinyl selection and display turntable with headphones to listen before you buy. Prices are good, records are in good to great condition (anything less is clearly marked with a sticker on the front) and I’ve picked up everything from Ike & Tina to Elvis Costello, Miles Davis, The Ventures, The Damned and The Beach Boys.
The staff is courteous, had the sound system ready to go before we arrived and made sure we were well fed and caffeinated before showtime. The audience was a great group as well, many listening intently while they ate, laughing at our dumb jokes and approaching us during the break to talk about songs or compliment a particular lyric that spoke to them. Others who were reading or enjoying quiet time on their laptops still looked up to acknowledge us with a nod, or thank us for playing while we packed up our gear.
State College may be full of pretentious professor types and obnoxious university rich kids, but it has its fair share of good folks too. If you’re looking for them, I’d try Webster’s during Sunday brunch. Preferably on a weekend The Echo & Sway is playing.
Philadelphia, PA: Center City
October 28, 2015 § Leave a comment
Philadelphia is a great walking city, full of diverse neighborhoods you can float in and out of. I never spent much time there, save for shows at Johnny Brenda’s, the now defunct Pontiac Grille and the always repugnant Electric Factory, a dirty and overpriced shit hole where we’ve seen some great bands but never before being offered Vicodin in the parking lot, getting liberally groped by security or any number of other things.
During two separate concert trips (The Cure at the Wachovia Spectrum in 2008, and the Archers of Loaf at the Trocadero in 2010) my wife and I amassed a collection of favorite eating and drinking spots we’ve become loyal to over the years, and now uncharacteristically forego the opportunity to discover much new. Every visit we ponder taking a cab to Manayunk, Fishtown or some other area we’ve yet to explore but always stay fairly central, spending most of our time in Washington Square and Rittenhouse. We’re typically limited to a precious 24 hours before heading home to our little guy anxiously awaiting our return, and hitting everywhere we’ve come to love is top priority.
This time around we managed to do a bit of both, incorporating a new stop in lieu of one of our longtime favorites closing its doors. And as usual, I’m always pleasantly surprised by how much food and beer we can stuff down in 24 hours.
Quick side note: when driving into the city, avoid the Schuylkill Expressway at all costs. Find an alternate route any way possible or be prepared to sit, sit, then sit some more.
It’s a beautiful day in the Gayborhood! In years past we’ve stayed at the Double Tree on Broad St (nice but uninteresting chain, redeemed by complimentary warm cookies at check in), and The Independent (increasingly expensive but friendly boutique hotel where it’s not uncommon to share elevator rides with drag queens) but are most often found at the Alexander Inn, right in the heart of all things high fashion and rainbows. Some of the crosswalks are even painted with them, it’s fantastic. I can’t say enough kind things about the Alexander. The prices are reasonable, staff are friendly, the complimentary continental breakfast is killer and runs until noon (why do so many hotels cut off breakfast at 10? Not everyone’s an early riser) and the parking fee is only $15, practically unheard of in any major city. Granted the garage is two blocks away, but it’s a trade off I don’t mind one bit. Even on peak season weekends we’ve never paid more than $139, which is a steal for the location.
We ate cheesesteaks – PHILLY CHEESESTEAK WARS!!! I had Pat’s, she had Geno’s and we debated for hours over which was better… I’m kidding. Don’t go to Philly and eat a fucking cheesesteak. You’re better than that.
After checking in we huffed it to Rittenhouse Square Park hoping to catch the Saturday farmer’s market, where we usually share a few different varieties of lemonade from Made in the Shade (ginger, cucumber-lime, watermelon, or any number of others) over a people-watching stroll. Alas, that dastardly Schuylkill Expressway held us up just long enough to watch MITS taking down their stand so we walked a few blocks to our backup plan, grabbing a bite to go at Hip City Veg on 18th street.
While I’ve made strides over the years to round out my diet with more vegetables and cut back my consumption of red meat, there’s no substitute for it. There’s not much in life that’s better than a steak sandwich or sausage sub, but the Hip City Ziggy burger is as close as I’ve found. It’s their version of a Big Mac, with tempeh and ziggy sauce (no idea what it is but I could swim in a vat of it). Fries with cilantro-black bean dip and carrot-ginger lemonade rounded out a nice lunch, and we plopped down under a tree in the park and watched the world go by. The park is always alive with skaters, stoners, beggars, sunbathers, street performers, protesters, families, Comic-con extras, time travelers from the 1990’s playing hacky sack, old guys playing chess and just about anyone else you can imagine. I love being in the city.
Monk’s Cafe is constantly winning awards the world over (the link will take you to the impressive list on their website), most notably by late beer critic Michael Jackson who named it one of the top five places in the world to have a beer. It’s understandable then that anytime after 5:00, you risk a very long wait for a table or standing room only in one of the very cramped bar areas. Once you’re in though, it’s beer heaven. There’s a strong concentration of Belgias (including Monk’s Flemish Sour, brewed specifically for them in Belgium) alongside some of the country’s more elusive brews like Pliny the Elder popping up from time to time. We had Sunbather, a meyer lemon IPA from nearby Tired Hands (Philly suburb Ardmore) and Dorothy, a lemon & hibiscus saison from Vermont’s Hill Farmstead, and both were unpasteurized, cloudy deliciousness. We didn’t eat this time around but have on previous visits; the sandwiches won’t blow you away but pair well with the beer. Monk’s is also known for their mussels, which I can’t speak for because mussels are disgusting and foul, but my wife enjoys them.
Side note from someone who’s worked in a few bars: when a bartender asks what you’d like, don’t say “surprise me.” I guarantee they’re fighting the urge to slap you across the face (although fittingly that would be a surprise). Maybe they like that crap in Margaritaville, but especially in one of the country’s most renowned specialty beer bars, you sound like an ass. Want a recommendation? That’s fine, and any knowledgeable bartender would probably love to chat beer with you, provided they’re not swamped, and pick something based on your tastes. The conversation we overheard went like this:
Out of town Moron: “Surprise me.”
Monk’s Bartender: “Uh, sure. What do you usually drink?”
OOTM: “Beer.” (no shit, genius)
MB: “Uh, okay. What style of beer? Hoppy? Belgian?”
OOTM: “Just beer, man.”
MB: “Would you like to look at a beer menu?”
OOTM: “Surprise me.”
We stopped listening at that point in favor of mocking him, but noticed the bartender gave him something in a bottle. The Hard Rock Cafe is just a few blocks over, jackass.
I love variety, but I’m also a fan places who focus on doing a few things really, really well. Federal Donuts does only fried chicken and well, donuts, and both are reasons to get out of bed in the morning. This ain’t KFC – it’s Korean style fried chicken, with a choice of about a half dozen dry or wet seasonings (buttermilk ranch doesn’t sound very exciting but I highly recommend it). Both the ‘Hot Fresh’ and ‘Fancy’ donuts are made while you wait, and beat the shit out of anything DD could produce on their best day. The ‘Fancy’ rotate between three and four different flavors per day and sell out quickly. If that weren’t enough, every order of chicken comes with a free honey glazed donut. We stopped in near closing time and the gal behind the counter gave us three extra ‘Hot Fresh’ donuts on our way out the door. Score.
There’s a Starbucks on damn near every corner, but Elixir Coffee Roasters down Sydenham Street is worth seeking out. The entrance is easy to miss with its unassuming facade, but the aged wood construction and mural covered walls inside give off a warm and unpretentious vibe you don’t get in everyone’s favorite corporate coffee chain. Not to mention the coffee – served by the only male baristas in the country without gargantuan beards – is strong, flavorful and everything you’d expect from an independent. A unique touch is the chapbook vending machine just inside the door, where for $2 you can choose from nine assorted collections of poetry and short stories from local authors. The only way it could be cooler is if the selections included Back in the Saddle: My Love/Hate Relationship with the Space Cowboy by my compadre over at The Oracular Beard (whom I can confirm was obsessed with his beard long before this facial hair phenomenon began … he’s not a beard hipster, he’s a beard visionary).
Swilling our coffees, we jogged several blocks to South Street to catch the Philadelphia Magic Gardens before they closed. The Gardens are a folk art mosaic installation with an indoor gallery and outdoor labyrinth built out of wood, glass, ceramic tiles and other assorted bric-a-brac. It’s a non-profit with all proceeds going toward preservation of the gardens and promotion of the arts for kids of the community so I don’t mind the $7 entrance fee, though I’d have felt more like I’d gotten my money’s worth is we hadn’t arrived 15 minutes to closing. We essentially sprinted through and only saw a fraction of what’s in there. Maybe we’d have been able to run faster without all that damn fried chicken and donuts in our bellies. Still, no regrets.
After a quick change of clothes we headed out for the evening to our usual favorites, minus the recently closed Nodding Head Brewery. Definitely one of the most unique brewpubs we’ve ever been to, the place was overrun with bobble heads from every aspect of pop culture, adorning the bar, walls, rafters, and several display cases throughout. If you donated a bobble head they didn’t already have, you earned a free pint of beer. After a dispute with their landlord over a lease renewal, they were booted out and are still seeking a new location. It’s a shame as they do some fantastic brews, and were always ahead of the game somehow – their Berliner Weisse was quenching thirsts long before Dogfish Head brought the rare style back to prominence in the US with their Festina Peche, and they lead the recent session beer resurgence. Half of their six or seven draft beers were often under 5% ABV. We really miss the place, though maybe its relocation to a new neighborhood will give us proper motivation to explore elsewhere.
We decided to fill our Nodding Head void with Strangelove’s, a relatively new space on 11th Street with New Orleans style cuisine and 20 taps. It certainly wasn’t a bad choice, as the brick walls, chevron trim, dim lighting and jazz over the sound system are all positives for us, as was the incredibly friendly bartender, quick to offer suggestions based on our tastes and love of all things local and/or limited. They have a number of limited run house beers made exclusively for them by the likes of Yards, Tired Hands, Manayunk, Brewer’s Art (one of our Baltimore favorites) and Bullfrog, among others. Manayunk’s Minor Brett (Belgian pale ale) and Duet (Belgian golden pale) and Tired Hands’ Consciousness Streams (Extra IPA) were all delicious and fresh, and the food delivered to our neighbors at the bar looked tasty, though we were holding out for food later in the evening. The atmosphere is slightly generic, especially compared to the former Nodding Head but it’s a nice neighborhood bar with a local feel, where we were treated as regulars.
The crown jewel of every visit, and the real reason we insist on ending our evenings in this neighborhood is Jose Pistola’s on 15th Street. Mexican food (Tex Mex), margaritas and about a dozen craft beer taps. The menu is pretty extensive but the only thing that matters to me are the spicy pork tacos with kimchi, pineapple and cilantro. They are in and of themselves a reason to visit Philadelphia. Everything on the menu we’ve tried over the years has been delicious but a trip to Jose Pistola’s without the spicy pork tacos would be like a trip to the tattoo shop without getting a tattoo: it’s the reason you go. My wife has developed a similar relationship with the chicken tinga.
So we’re a bit obsessed with the food, but we dig Jose’s for the atmosphere as well. It’s a dark little dive bar with brick walls, string lights, tabletop candles and a menagerie of blues, rockabilly and garage rock playing throughout. They occasionally have bands on the second floor on one of the tiniest stages I’ve ever seen, and full bars on both floors with excellent service. The only negative is the location of the bathrooms – they serve Mexican food and alcohol, and yet the sadistic bastards put the bathrooms on the third floor. It’s like some kind of cruel joke, yet one that obviously doesn’t offend us too badly. They could have a single port-a-potty on the fifth floor and I’d still devour those tacos and wash ’em down with a few cold beers every time.
We stopped at Capogiro Gelato Artisans three times this trip. They have way too many flavors to choose from and there’s only so much you can shovel down each time, hence multiple trips are required to sample more varieties. There are typically over a dozen, sweet and savory, fruit, nut, and even booze-tinged flavors like Campari-grapefruit and bourbon-vanilla. They’re very liberal with free samples, causing a semi-permanent wall of people in front of the glass display coolers. Fight your way in – if the socks & sandals-clad yuppie can’t make up his mind after half a dozen free samples he deserves an elbow in the ribs.
No more room for food or beer of any kind… that’s how you know it’s time to turn in.
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We’re always tempted to explore breakfast options (El Vez on 13th Street is supposed to be amazing) but the Alexander’s beats the hell out of your typical hotel continental breakfast with a generous spread of juices, cereals, baked goods, English muffins and waffles, though they could stand to upgrade their toaster to a post-1980’s model. The living room atmosphere with coffee tables, couches and lounge chairs is a welcome way to start the morning as well.
After checkout we took a stroll to JFK Plaza (LOVE Park) and Dilworth Park by City Hall. LOVE is a bit touristy but the city dyes the water in the fountain different colors each season, and the namesake sign overlooks the art museum and a great view down Logan Square/Benjamin Franklin Parkway lined with flags from countries around the world. Some budding entrepreneurs observed just how many people want their pictures taken in front of the sign and figured out that most are willing to pay a few bucks to have someone take it for them. They had a line to the edge of the park and best I could tell they didn’t work for any sort of official tourism group, so good for them. Dilworth Park is a nice little popup just outside City Hall with a food court and walk-through sprinkler pad. Nice way to beat the heat on a hot morning.
The Reading Terminal Market is a massive indoor farmer’s market with everything you could possibly want under one roof – produce, housewares, baked goods, chocolates, an array of ethnic foods, even a beer garden. We’ve walked out with everything from soul food to a few focaccias and fresh squeezed lime-cucumber juice to local Valley Shepherd Creamery cheese washed in Phoenixville’s Sly Fox beer. It’s a glorious, albeit claustrophobic walk, with a blues musician often setup at the entrance alongside protesters and/or political activists thrusting fliers into your hands.
We always stop in Old City before heading home, occasionally for history but always for brunch. We walked a few blocks to the newly raised Spruce Street Harbor Park, where we’d thought about taking a cab the night before but again, spicy pork tacos were the priority. Along the way we passed a heritage festival with Caribbean food (!) before discovering the harbor park had over half a dozen stands with Chinese, seafood, soul food, ice cream and local craft beers (!!!). We resisted the urge to over indulge, only because getting off and on the Expressway to find a bathroom in the midst of traffic sounded like a nightmare. We settled for gazing at local art vendors and relaxing in a makeshift rope hammock suspended over the water.
The Khyber Pass Pub used to be a music venue, where I may have played and/or attended a few shows back in the late 90’s but I’ll be damned if I can remember. Now it’s a hell of a good brunch spot with southern BBQ and creole, a great beer selection and one of the best jukeboxes anywhere (you’ve got to love an old school juke that still gives you three plays for $1 and puts the Sex Pistols next to Sam Cooke). Rebecca orders something different each time but for me it’s always the southern breakfast – eggs, grits, sausage, toast and a side of hushpuppies with maple bourbon and mint jelly dipping sauces. Ron Swanson would be proud.
Capogiro recently opened a sister store in Old City called Capofitto, adding Neapolitan style brick oven pizzas to the gelato menu, along with a full bar. The pictures looked as close as any we’d seen to the pizza we had in Italy and what the hell, we’d only had gelato twice the day before. Our hopes were high for the margherita pie after reading they imported the materials to build the oven – bricks and all – directly from Italy, and it was damn good but not as authentic as we’d hoped. You’d probably have to import the chef too. Gelato overload or not, I’m glad we stopped because this location had the Campari and grapefruit I’ve been wanting to try the last few years but always evaded me. It was worth the wait.
24 hours of non stop eating and drinking, yet still I longed for more. Much more to see and do as well, but we came home happy. If we’d had more time we’d have hit a few other favorites:
Philadelphia Art Museum (Fairmount): it’s a museum. With art in it. Sunday is pay-what-you-want, so that’s the day to go but don’t be the asshole that gives a quarter (I witnessed that happen). Give $1 at least, you cheap bastard.
Sazz Vintage (Old City): I’ve found several 50’s and 60’s shirts here in great condition. They have a ton of shoes and belt buckles too, along with some housewares.
Mace’s Crossing (City Center West): maybe the smallest bar I’ve ever had a drink in. If it holds more than 20 people I’d be very surprised. Minimal beer selection (mostly US macros and a few imports), but a great atmosphere, with string lights and a decent jukebox with Springsteen, Thin Lizzy and Replacements.
Village Whiskey (Rittenhouse Square): the one I really hated to pass up. A fancier type of place that attracts some snooty showoffs who spend more time sniffing their whiskies than drinking them, but a great spot for burgers and bourbon.
I almost forgot – don’t stand in the giant line for the Liberty Bell. There’s a huge picture window on the side of the building that gives you a prime view, for free and without the line. They don’t let you touch it anyway.
Wanted: Bruises & Broken Bones
July 1, 2015 § Leave a comment
Having a toddler has definitely driven me to rediscover my youth. I’m not wishing away his early years but I can’t wait for him to be old enough for squirt gun fights, water balloon ambushes, backyard slip & slide competitions, bike riding and all sorts of other outdoor activities. It’s also given me reason to embrace the natural beauty and resources of the rural area we live in, and attempt to keep myself in shape. Sure, I stick to a nightly 20 minute free weights workout routine but that’s essentially just to counteract all of the bread, cheese and beer I consume, and offset some of the stress brought on by interacting with the public on a daily basis. I still struggle to run 50 feet without taking a breather, and while we’ve got a nice sized in-ground pool in our backyard perfect for swimming laps, I usually just end up doing cannonballs into the deep end for an hour then drinking a beer in my lawn chair.
One of the things I envision a few years down the road is the two of us side by side in a parking lot as I teach him to skateboard. So I guess I’d better learn myself then, eh? I’ve been meaning to for years, it’ll help with my quest to stay in shape and I totally kicked ass at Nintendo’s Skate or Die when I was eight so I figure I’m already halfway there.
I’ve been around skating and BMX most of my life. I grew up immersed in punk rock culture, so how could I not? In junior high a few friends and I fashioned some jumps out of dirt mounds in the woods behind the Castanea trailer park and we’d have our own daily X Games between there and the nearby fire company parking lot while drinking warm pilfered beers and blaring Youth Brigade, D.I., Pennywise and Gang Green cassettes from a beat up old boombox. For being so lousy at team sports I was thrilled to actually hold my own on a bike so I stuck with that, thinking I’d motivate myself to get acquainted with a board at some point.
Years later in my early 20s I occasionally worked with a friend in the skate shop he ran out of his basement in Kenhorst, just outside of Reading PA. I’d help assemble decks and fill orders, and one summer he even managed to finagle our way into some sort of partnership deal with Resurrection AD Records at Warped Tour, where I was tasked with hanging out by the skate ramp all day, handing out CD samplers, skate shop coupons and bumper stickers. I was once again inspired enough to give skating some serious thought, when my friend traded some decks and gear for a beat up early 90s Mongoose, then promptly bequeathed it to me when moving to a smaller house required downsizing. I didn’t have much opportunity to ride at that point and the familiarity of an occasional spin on the bike was easier than tackling something new.
Fast forward another 10 years and while I’m not old, I’m sure as hell not a teenager anymore. I’ve been spending much more time than usual in the great outdoors, and we’ll take a hike through a state park or something similar before submitting to our usual pastimes of eating and drinking, so we feel like we really earned it (a recent, more dramatic declaration by one of my buddies before a climb: “We can’t have any delicious beers until we conquor this mountain!”). We’ve even made hiking an integral part of Man Voyage each summer but man, do I feel it all the day after. The point, while horribly cliche, is that I’m not getting any younger and there’s no time like the present.
I’ve got a few friends who still skate. My cousin posts pictures on Facebook of her kids, eight and 10 years old respectively, riding ramps at their local park. I still listen to so many of the great skate punk bands of the 80’s and 90’s and in an uncharacteristic fit of nostalgia, find myself longing for those days of riding in my 2x large Santa Cruz t-shirt and backwards baseball hat. But the thing that really did it? Buying bandaids for my son’s first scraped knee and choosing the Curad Skateboard collection. As my wife plastered that first ‘Skateboarding is Not a Crime’ bandage on his chubby little leg, it finally sunk in: “I want to go skateboarding, goddamnit!”
I borrowed a board from a friend and have been making appoint to get out a few days a week. I’m not a complete novice but it’s been awhile; I’m doing a decent job of finding my legs, haven’t wiped out yet and even managed an embarrassingly small ollie. I’m not looking to master a half pipe or shred empty swimming pools, just cruise around a bit (that last bit is more for my wife’s reassurance. She’s cool enough that she wouldn’t tell me not to and she knows I wouldn’t listen anyway but she’s a worrier). Maybe bring it along on Man Voyage in August or to Cape May in October and sidewalk surf when the mood strikes. Damn I forgot how much fun this is.
I got ‘Carpe Diem’ tattooed on my chest when I was 18. I didn’t think too much about it at the time; it just seemed like something traditional and badass to get, and I loved Dead Poet’s Society. The older I get the happier I am that it’s there. We lose more grandparents and loved ones as the years pass and it serves as a constant reminder that life is short, we should do what makes us happy and seize the fucking day.
Besides, Enzo is already hooked. Too late to turn back now.
Man Voyage II: NY’s Hudson Valley & CT Ale Trail
May 8, 2015 § 2 Comments
Last year I contributed a write-up to The Oracular Beard about Man Voyage, an annual three day male bonding jaunt my pal Jared and I embark on every August. The piece focused on the inaugural 2013 trip around the Delmarva peninsula and northern Maryland, in search of good food, craft beer and the settling of nerves as we both inched closer to fatherhood. Without even discussing it we knew Man Voyage would become a yearly affair, and I’m happy to report that our 2014 venture into New York’s Hudson Valley and down the Connecticut coastline was bigger and better yet.
The journey evolved a bit this year with the addition of hiking, hard liquor and an Echo & Sway gig, but the spirit remained the same. For a full manifesto please read Man Voyage I: The Delmarva Peninsula.
Day One
We began by climbing I-81 into Northeastern PA (or NEPA if you want to sound cutesy) for a stop at Dante’s Deli in Childs, just outside of Honesdale. Their six pack has some good reviews on Beer Advocate and we were anxious to try some bottled brews by recent Carbondale startup 3 Guys & a Beer’d. Clever wordplay there. The selection wasn’t as abundant as BA suggested but we managed to score two of the 3 Guys beers and some singles from NY breweries we’d never tried. Not an hour into the trip and we’d already delved into the Combos supplied by Jared’s lovely wife so we weren’t hungry enough to order food but it smelled good, and the lady who ran the register was more than friendly and jumped at the chance to chat us up about 3 Guys brew, even telling us where we could get it locally on tap.
A big change in the journey this year was a heavier use of back roads over major highways, inspired by Jared’s 35 mph cross country moped journey in 2010, and the lack of any interesting scenery during last year’s trek along a large stretch of I-80. This is Man Voyage after all, we’re not in a hurry – why shouldn’t we take the road less traveled and enjoy some of the fine scenery this country has to offer? And so we headed east via NY Route 6 into the boonies, where we stumbled upon a delightful second stop.
We were ambling through Bethel, NY when Jared noticed a tie-dye colored sign for Catskill Distilling Company. Why was this place not listed on any of the Hudson Valley beer/wine/food trail guides I read through? We made a quick turnaround and found a gorgeous rustic tasting room, well stocked with seven liquors distilled on premise and a two-story picture window with a view of all the action. The gal behind the bar was quick to fill us in on their brief history, winning an award for best bourbon in a competition they didn’t enter, and created by a completely sober distiller who has more interest in breeding horses than he does hard liquor. Tastings varied between $2 and $4 per, save for the feature of the day (gin) which was free. Jared isn’t much of a liquor guy but left with two large bottles of gin. Just goes to show that when it’s made well, spirits can grow on even the most loyal of beer loyalists.
Turns out this weekend was the 50th anniversary of Woodstock, so we got to see several couples around town who’d dusted off the outfits they wore to the festival and were sporting them once again. They looked about as graceful as you’d imagine. And if you’ve ever wondered what Bethel Woods looks like where Woodstock was held, it’s just a field.
Java Love is just up the road in White Lake and though we were only three hours in on the first day, we needed to fuel up for our afternoon hike. The shop is situated on a steep hill overlooking White Lake, in a converted old house. There’s not much room inside but you walk in to the smell of fresh roasted coffee, which was quite tasty. Jared got the bottom of the pot and it didn’t quite fill his cup so the kindly, heavily tattooed barista offered to top if off with an espresso at no extra charge rather than make us wait for him to brew a whole batch.
Gaby’s Cafe in downtown Ellenville, NY has rave reviews on Tripadvisor, many calling it the best Mexican they’d ever had. An oversell if I ever read one, it certainly set the stakes high and unfortunately didn’t deliver. Not bad by any means, but I suddenly feel for everyone who’s never had better Mexican than this. I realize not everyone has the means or desire to travel to Mexico but I’ve had more authentic everywhere from Toronto (El Trompo) to South Dakota (Guadelejara’s), and even our local Rey Azteca (State College) beats the hell out of Gaby’s. The margarita was fantastic though, and the people watching from our outdoor seating was outstanding. Ellenville must be a major bus stop point for this area, as most every shop downtown advertised Greyhound tickets and the main drag was bustling with colorful characters.
A five mile hike after large plates of Mexican cuisine doesn’t sound like the greatest idea but hey, we were hiking in the woods… plenty of room if some sort of emergency should arise. The Mohonk Preserve in Grandier, NY has several miles of hiking trails, some even fit for us not so experienced trekkers who just want to enjoy a few hours in the great outdoors. The Undercliff/Overcliff carriage road hike on the West Trapps Trailhead is a five mile loop with fantastic views of the Hudson Valley below, and rock climbers above. We’re both fairly new at this whole trying-to-stay-in-shape-so-we-can-keep-up-with-our-rapidly-growing-kids thing, but we finished the loop feeling only slightly tired, and only a bit humbled after crossing paths with two 60+ gentleman on bikes who chuckled when we asked if we were at the halfway point. I guess retirement brings out your inner smartass.
We rested up a bit at the evening’s digs, Highland NY’s Atlas Motor Lodge before heading out for a well deserved dinner and beers. The Motor Lodge was a fascinating combination of Eastern tranquility and crazy cat lady chic. The lobby and hallways were decorated with Buddhas, dragons, red and gold curtains, and had soothing Asian music coming through the entryway speakers, with the added charm of several resident felines roaming the property (insert token gag about cats in Chinese food here) being stuffed to the gills around the clock by a woman in a bathrobe, presumably the owner. Nonetheless, I like no-frills hotels. So long as they’re not overrun by bed bugs or other unexpected living things, a $40 pricetag is much better than paying for the name of a chain hotel with no personality, especially when you spend as little time in the room as we do. We essentially need a bed and a shower.
Mill House Brewing Company was a short drive from Highland across the Mid-Hudson bridge into beautiful downtown Poughkeepsie (it’s hard to convey sarcasm in text, so I’ll clarify: downtown Poughkeepsie is anything but beautiful). The bridge drops you right into the ghetto, where we nearly ran over an apparent drug deal going down in the middle of a cross street as we turned to find the brewery. Ahh, the comforts of home. A quick loop around and a few blocks back toward the bridge and we were welcomed by the glowing lights of the brewery sign from the second story patio where we asked to be seated outside.
The food and beer at MHBC were pretty good. I’d even say our kielbasa with garlic pierogies and caraway sour cream was great, and oak-aged Scottish ale, black IPA, PK Pale and Velvet Panda stout on nitro were better than average. The terrace is nice, as is the dim lit brick and iron bar area where we enjoyed our last beer after rain chased us inside. And yet, something about the place just doesn’t feel authentic. We both picked up a very unorganic vibe, and the best way we could describe is that it seemed like they had no interest in opening a brewpub until it became the cool thing to do. Maybe it was just us, we can be picky bastards. Either way it’s worth a stop, and certainly the bright spot of downtown Poughkeepsie.
Day Two
We grabbed a fantastic breakfast at the Walkway Cafe, a two block walk from the motel toward the river. Fresh, made-to-order omelettes and french toast while we sat outside to let the crisp morning air wake us a bit, then coffees to go on a short walk down the hill toward the Walkway Over the Hudson. We couldn’t have asked for a better way to spend the morning than a stroll across the river with miles of Hudson Valley views.
It’s a good feeling when the first stop of the day sets the bar high, and Two Roads Brewing practically shot it into the stratosphere. Similar to Harrisburg’s Appalacian Brewing, it’s a large warehouse on an industrial outskirt of Stratford, CT. The long tasting room is situated in the midst of their brewing and bottling operations, with glass picture windows all around so you watch everything happening from the bar. They have set tasting flights of four flagships and two seasonals, with a general rule that if it’s not too busy, they’ll pour whatever you want. We tried nearly everything in tasters while splitting a full pour of double IPA and there wasn’t a bad beer in the bunch. The Czech-style pilsner was especially tasty.
Two Roads doesn’t do food but they have alternating food trucks parked out front on weekends, which sounded awesome but we were a few hours too early. The bartender offered us a binder of menus from local restaurants that offered delivery and we waited for what seemed an eternity for a few sandwiches from Gaetano’s, only to be greeted by a rather testy deli employee who demanded the brewery remove them from the binder because they don’t deliver. He then handed us our bag of sandwiches, which had “GAETANO’S DELI – CALL AHEAD FOR FREE DELIVERY” printed on the outside. The same logo was printed on the wrappers and napkins. Seems like an odd logo choice for a deli that doesn’t deliver. Maybe they’re not even called Gaetano’s and it’s all a ruse. The sandwiches were good though. (UPDATE: nearly six months later and I Googled the deli to find their website still advertising free delivery. You can’t make this shit up).
We were getting ready to leave when one of the managers stopped us to compliment Jared on his beard. Before I could mock the public display of beard camaraderie he offered us an impromptu (and quite extensive) private tour of the brewery, and let us into the gift shop to buy beer and souveniers when it wasn’t scheduled to open for another few hours. I’ve long been saying the facial hair phenomenon has overstayed its welcome, but on this day, even I was grateful for Jared’s beard.
If Two Roads set the bar high for the day, Thimble Island Brewing Company brought it crashing down. A 40 minute ride up the congested Connecticut coast to Branford and hidden in a small and unassuming industrial complex, it has absolutely no brewery feel to it. Rather it feels like you’re drinking in your buddy’s basement bar: the decor is as random as I’ve ever seen, the walls adorned with everything from sports memorabilia and music posters to photos of “I Love Lucy” and beer-themed plaques worthy of a frat house. Plus a random 4-foot light up Darth Vader on the floor.
Again I realize we can be picky bastards, but the decor wasn’t our only beef. You don’t offer tours on Fridays? Fair enough, but then who’s this group you’re bringing in to show the brewery tanks, talking to about your beer and offering samples from a special bottle of aged brew? Probably your friends, and that’s fine – perks of being chummy with the brewer, but maybe you shouldn’t do that in front of us regular people who drove five hours and included your establishment on our manly brewery tour. It was out of the way and practically a complete waste of time… practically. Their three offerings – amber ale, IPA and stout – were all very good, but their 97% rating on Beer Advocate is completely unwarranted.
We needed a pick-me-up after sitting in traffic to and from Thimble Island, and we were granted one by Coalhouse Pizza, also unassumingly located in a strip mall a few miles off of I-95 in Stamford. There are fewer combinations in life better than pizza and beer and Coalhouse does it exceptionally well. Check their menu for their unconventional pizza combinations and NY/CT-centric draft list and know I’m not exaggerating when I say the four hour drive from central PA would be worth it for a pie and a few pints. As if that’s not enough, the walls and tabletops are decorated with large-scale prints of R. Crumb’s Heroes of Blues, Jazz and Country and the sounds of good ol’ early Americana fill the place and spill out onto the patio.
Jared had previously been to the Peekskill Brewery in NY and spent much of the day’s drive raving about their honey chipotle wings. We hadn’t eaten in almost 45 minutes, when we’d wolfed down nearly an entire pizza with a massive amount of toppings so we were due for some more grub. The room forms a U shape around the bar and everything is bare bones concrete and steel, making it one of the loudest pubs I’ve ever had a beer in. The noise was seriously deafening; I was struggling to converse with Jared sitting three feet away. We kept it light with an IPA and a honey saison, both good but nothing remarkable. He wasn’t kidding about the wings though. They alone were worth the stop, and among the best wings I’ve ever had.
We ended the day’s festivities on a great note with Newburgh Brewing in Newburgh, NY. Another warehouse brewery, this one was a little more difficult to find with its back alley entrance and lack of neighborhood street lights. We made our way to the second floor and found a nice wide open space filled with German-style long beer tables, an assortment of arcade games and billiards and a long bar with 12 selections on tap, half of which were session beers. Saison, Hop Drop DIPA and Berliner Weisse were great but I was anxious to try the C.A.F.E. Sour. The acronym is Coffee Acquired From Ethiopia, and I’d read just days before we left that Thrillist named it one of the best and most unique beers in America. A sour beer infused with coffee sounded like a strange combination, but it’s worthy of the accolade.
Even the best brewpubs too often settle for lackluster live music, but Dan Stokes is anything but. He plays songs you know, but haven’t gotten sick of – we walked in to a Colin Hay tune and heard Ray Charles, Duke Ellington, Joe Jackson and Elvis Costello, to name a few. I asked if he knew any Tom Waits, expecting to maybe hear “Ol’ 55″ if anything. Instead he politely obliged with “Hold On”, “Heartattack and Vine” and “Drunk on the Moon.” All while wearing a kilt, no less. We relaxed to the songs of one of our favorite singers over a game of bumper pool, the rules of which we made up after Googling the actual rules proved them too hard to follow. Jared claims he won but I’m pretty sure I kicked his ass.
We retired to the New Windsor Motel, another no-frills joint stuck in the late 1980’s with floral pattern comforters and pink bathroom fixtures. Still, it was cheap and clean, with comfortable beds to collapse on and chat about our fantastic day marred only by the Thimble Island experience, and our tandem near heart attacks brought on by some asshole driving the wrong way on the bypass and nearly crashing into us. We ate our Coalhouse leftovers and drifted off to the sounds of traffic outside, wondering just how fashionably late we’d be for our brunch gig in the morning.
Day Three
An Echo & Sway gig is a unique thing. We’re not the most refined duo; we don’t practice often due to families, jobs, other musical and creative ventures, and life in general. We’re often unrehearsed (and in this case, barely awake) but there’s a lot of heart and soul in what we do, and it’s always a good time. We were scheduled for noon at Sweet Pea’s Cafe in New Windsor, with a pre-show breakfast at 11:00. Though just a short drive from the motel, we were still fashionably late at 11:20. Thankfully they anticipated as much, posting a start time of Noon-ish on their Facebook while playfully ribbing us with the line “you know how musicians are.” I liked them already.
The owners and staff at Sweet Pea’s were among the friendliest bunch we’ve encountered at any venue. They welcomed us with smiles and waited on us hand and foot, never letting our coffee get cold. We played to a sizeable crowd for two hours and then they packed us a lunch to go, which saved us when we got stuck in construction and starving around Matamoras for an hour. Everything was delicious and we couldn’t have asked for anything better. If you’re in the Hudson Valley, Sweet Pea’s is worth seeking out. They’ll treat you right.
Every day’s got to have a hiccup, and Saturday’s was worse than the Thimble Island debacle. We drove about 20 minutes out of our way to find Westtown Brew Works & Hop Farm, a relatively new startup. Their website advertised them as being open, with Saturday tasting hours from 11-6. There are also a number of photos of the property, growlers, people sipping beer out of tasters and a list of their current selections. Imagine our surprise when we climbed to the top of their long dirt driveway to find an unfinished barn and rather motley looking crew sitting around a card table smoking cigarettes. After a few minutes one of them trudged over looking like that creepy stoner uncle that shows up occasionally at family barbeques, and the conversation went something like this:
Us: “Are you open?”
Him: “Naw. Few weeks yet.”
Us: “Your website says you’re open.”
Him: “Yup we gotta change that.”
Us: “Do you have any beer we can sample while we’re here?
Kind of a long drive to get out here.”
Him: “Naw. Not open yet. Few weeks.”
Us: “What kinds of styles are you brewing?”
Him: “Few differn’t ones.”
Us: “Okay. Um, are local brewers gonna use your hops too?”
Him: “Yup.”
Us: “Uh, okay. Thanks.”
Him: “Yup. Few weeks.”
No exaggeration there. He had no interest in chatting about their farm or anything beer related, so why they started a hop farm is beyond me. I felt foolish, like maybe we should’ve called ahead but when it’s August and the website says TASTING ROOM OPEN SPRING 2014 in big, bold letters, we assumed that well, they were open. Maybe we caught them all in a game of strip poker, but he couldn’t have hustled us out of there faster, it was a very weird vibe. I began to fear Leatherface running out of the barn towards us, so we left promptly. A bigger waste of time than Friday; at least Thimble Island had beer to drink.
A long stretch of I-84 across PA brought us to our last stop of the day, and the best IPA of the trip at Wilkes-Barre’s Breaker Brewing Company. Breaker resides in an old schoolhouse atop a hill in a residential area, easy to bypass so be on the lookout for a big horse on rollerskates outside the door. The main bar area is a nicely lit room with hardwood floors, pub tables fashioned out of old church pews (a pew I don’t mind sitting in one bit), photos of the area’s coal mining heritage on the walls and a large chalkboard with the daily food and beer offerings on display. The attentive gal at the bar was quick to get us beer menus and chat about their unorthodox brews, like Blackberry Jalapeno ale, chocolate mint ale (ale, not stout or porter), and grapefruit ale. They’re fond of flavor experimentation and while I can’t say I’d enjoy a full pint of some of the aforementioned, they were worth sampling.
The regular pale ale was quite thirst-quenching, but none of it mattered because the Mosaic Hop IPA became the only beer we cared about. Hell, it pretty much trumped every beer we’d had the previous few days. The citrusy hops punch you in the face in the very best way. I’m not great at deconstructing little nuances in beer flavor (it’s why I don’t write more reviews on Beer Advocate) but if you gave up beer for a solid month then took a sip of something like Yuengling Lager, for a moment it would be the best beer you ever tasted. Well, we’d been drinking delicious beer for three straight days and that’s what the Mosaic Hop IPA was, but it didn’t last a moment… long after the first sip, even after the growlers we brought home were empty, I’m still confident in saying it’s one of the top five best IPAs I’ve ever tasted.
Speaking of growlers, Breaker is the first brewery I’ve seen to offer a more fun alternative to recycling plastic milk jugs. In our short time at the bar we saw several patrons forego the traditional glass vessel and opt instead to carry their beer home in empty Galliker’s containers. With my son downing gallon after gallon of whole milk like there’s a shortage, I think I’ll be tossing some of the empty jugs in the trunk of my car before the next trip to Breaker.
We returned home to my little boy running around the driveway waiting for us, and my loving wife’s homemade “Welcome Home Beer Bros” sign hanging in the window. We unpacked the car and divvied up our beer and souvenirs, then Jared headed home to his lovely family. Later that night when our little hurricane was asleep and my wife and I were catching up over a few pints of Mosaic Hop IPA on the couch, I thought about how important Man Voyage has become, and will continue to be. Some dudes bond over ball games, hunting, fishing, poker games, strip clubs… we take in the best food, drink and scenery this land has to offer, and I couldn’t be happier with our choice of hobby, or the sense of fellowship it brings. What’s better is that in about 20 years, we’ve got two more dudes to add to our annual jaunt, and share in the joy that Man Voyage brings.
Actually, maybe we’ll bring them along in 16 years and make them drive.
Man Voyage I: The Delmarva Peninsula
April 28, 2015 § Leave a comment
*Circa 2013*
Originally appeared as a guest post on The Oracular Beard. Please click here to visit the original and have a look around, but don’t stay too long – you may start to itch or develop a rash.
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This past August, my pal Jared and I took a three day road trip up through NY’s gorgeous Hudson Valley in the second installment of Man Voyage, an annual tradition that began in 2013 to celebrate our impending fatherhood. The trip evolved a bit this year but the basic premise remained the same: a general recharging of the batteries through good food, craft beer and a renewal of friendship. Afterward he asked me to write a guest blog entry for TOB and though I don’t share his enthusiasm for facial hair, I’m more than happy to oblige.
It wouldn’t feel right to omit the first chapter, so we’ll begin with 2013’s Man Voyage I: the Delmarva Peninsula. Part II will follow suit, and I’m hoping these entries are up to the high standards Jared sets with his writing, as I’d love to make this contribution after each years’ trip.
First of all, let’s make sure we’re pronouncing it correctly: like Bon Voyage, only we’re two dudes on a trip celebrating our manhood, so it’s Man Voyage. If you think it’s a stupid name, you’re clearly not manly enough to understand.
As the summer of 2013 was winding down, we began to realize how excited, nay woefully unprepared we were for this greatest of changes about to besiege our lives. What better way to calm our nerves than to talk the whole thing out on the open road, stopping occasionally to indulge in some food and brew? We pride ourselves on going local wherever we are, and Man Voyage was going to embody that spirit.
Delmarva is a term for the peninsula that shares land between Delaware, Maryland and Virginia (clever, right?). It used to be a wasteland for decent beer – in all the years my wife and I vacationed in Ocean City the best we ever found were European imports at the Irish pub on the boardwalk. I poked around on Beer Advocate and found a few new places had opened in the years since, and I’m happy to report that Delmarva has finally joined the world of craft beer, with some damn fine establishments so far.
Fordham/Dominion and 16 Mile breweries would’ve added a few more stops but we skipped them. Fordham/Dominion was once the exclusive craft beer they served at Rams Head Live in Baltimore – I tried several at a Hold Steady show and none impressed me. I bought a sixer of 16 Mile once on a whim and downright hated it. If you’d whole-heartedly recommend either place please share; I’d love to make this trip again and will include them next time.
Dogfish Brewings & Eats is a Rehoboth staple. There’s a reason their beer is so widely distributed and renowned – I’ve long been a fan of Sam Calagione’s innovative brews, and their take on simple styles like the pale ale (Shelter Pale) and the IPA (60 Minute) stand out more than most, and the food at the restaurant has never disappointed. We met our friend Tom at his Milford, DE apartment 40 minutes north of Rehoboth (he and his lovely wife Maria were kind enough to let us couch surf for the night), and he drove us the rest of the way.
The only negative is word’s gotten out about this place. Arriving after 5:00 during peak season, I expected a wait but I’d never seen it like this, on a Tuesday night no less. We waited an hour to get seated and could barely squeeze in at the bar in the meantime. And it wasn’t just busy, it was overrun with drunk frat boys and family men deep into their mid life crises, wearing their sunglasses indoors, whining about the lack of sports on TV and holding entire conversations exclusively via dick and fart jokes. One in particular repeatedly harassed the hostess about his wait time, attempting to woo her into seating him sooner by draping his creepy, sweaty arm around her. I offered my condolences and asked if this type of malarkey was common. “More often than I’d like,” she responded with a frustrated smile. It’s a shame really. The bitter part of me wants to blame Sam’s involvement in the “Brewmasters” show for overexposing the brand, but my sensible side knows it’s just damn good beer and the morons would seek it out eventually.
Aside from that unpleasantness it was a damn fine visit. Previously, my only complaint was their lack of one-offs or draft only selections. For such a renowned brewery, they only ever had their flagship brews, maybe a seasonal and some aged bottles. This time around they boasted a whopping 19 beers on draft, four of them brewpub exclusives. This is what I’ve always expected from a place with the production capabilities of DFH. Ever the IPA loyalist, Jared had the 120 Minute, which is delicious and smooth but it’ll knock you on your ass. The 15% ABV is really well hidden in the flavor and it sneaks up on you quick. The Firefly (session pale), Stewed (strong English style pale) and Piercing Pilsner were all very quaffable, the pils and Firefly tasting especially nice on a hot summer night (we’ve since seen the pilsner in bottles in PA).
Some genius in the kitchen deserves a promotion for stuffing an onion ring with bacon and putting it on top of a burger – maybe this is already a trend and I’m late to the party but it’s the first time I’ve encountered this miracle of burger innovation. And just when I thought it couldn’t get better, they actually cooked it rare – Wisconsin cheddar, bacon stuffed onion ring and a little bit of blood. The other highlight was our dessert of Choc Lobster, a beer I admittedly was prepared to order based on the name alone. I balked when the waitress told us it was brewed with live lobsters in the kettle – I don’t care for lobster, but she insisted it was the perfect dessert beer. She wasn’t lying – a chocolate porter with an aftertaste of ocean. Sounds funky but I’d drink another in a heartbeat.
A post-dinner dip in the ocean was the perfect end to the evening, for me anyway. I’d poked fun of Tom and Jared for not having the nerve to get in, though they didn’t spend the 40 minute drive home soaking wet with nothing to dry off with. Maybe the joke was on me.
After a refreshing nights’ sleep Maria prepared a lovely scrambled egg and sausage breakfast. We stopped in downtown Milford at Dolce, an extremely welcoming cafe and bake shop, snagged some piping hot coffees to go and took them on the downtown river walk through the shopping district, along some boat docks and a public park. It was quiet and scenic, and a relaxing way to spend an hour before heading south to Salisbury, MD for Evolution Brewing.
Evolution didn’t open until 12:00 and it was only an hours’ drive to Salisbury, so we had some time to kill. Fortunately in the very small town of Laurel, DE we stumbled upon Attic Fanatic, a very large antique mall sprawled out over a few buildings. We were looking to kill maybe 30 minutes and wound up inside almost two hours. Antique malls are always a mix of useless junk and things you can’t believe someone would want to get rid of. Me, I go for vintage clothing and furniture, 50s/60s bric-a-brac, vinyl, old photos and postcards, and they had plenty. If we’d been driving a small pickup truck instead of Jared’s Ford Focus I might have walked out with a mid century end table or even a small dresser.
A few miles later we saw a road side coffee stand called Muggs & Juggs: Bikini Barista. Is this a thing I wasn’t aware of? I love boobs as much as the next guy but this is laughable. Isn’t it enough we have Hooters to appeal to the lowest common denominator?
Evolution is a rather large building with a nice palm tree façade, houses a more formal sit-down restaurant and tasting room with a long bar, a few pub tables and table top video game console with all the classics – Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, even Mappy. We played a few video games over beers until we got hungry enough to order some lunch. Best sandwich on the trip was a toss-up between the DFH burger and Evolution’s glorious Wednesday special of a $5 brisket sandwich. Slow-smoked and tender with a house-made root beer sauce, Jicama apple slaw and a big pile of fries. The bartender offered us a locally made cajun dipping sauce for the fries and I dumped it on the second half of my sandwich as well.
The beer at was every bit as good as the food. The IPA was delicious, very hoppy but balanced and thirst quenching after coming in out of the heat. The ESB was good but I’ve got to learn to stop ordering ESBs. My favorite representation of the style is Oliver’s ESB at the Wharf Rat in Baltimore, and thus far no other has lived up to it. The brewery exclusive Wandering Monk Belgian Pale Ale, however, was exceptional. A lot of traditionalists, even some whose writing I admire (I’m talking to you, Lew Bryson) aren’t keen on the style but Belgian Pales and Belgian IPAs have really grown on me and if I’m in the right mood, have become my go-to when trying a new place.
The Prelude Belgian Gold (also a brewery exclusive) sounded tasty but a bit high in ABV after we’d already had a few pints. The bartender poured us a 4 oz sample size and didn’t even charge us for it. Add in a friendly chat with a down-to-Earth local who congratulated us on procreating, offering us some wisdom he’s acquired after raising three daughters, and the bar was set quite high for the day.
Tall Tales Brewing Company in Parsonburg, MD, was an easy 20 minutes up Ocean Gateway toward Ocean City. They have the benefit of sharing their building with a landscaping company so the place is really done up, though we were both disappointed in the lack of the “tall tales” theme. Aside from a few small logos printed on the beer menu, there’s nothing of it to be found. Rather the atmosphere is a bit industrial for our taste; the bar area and tasting room have a sort of corporate feel, and the men’s room looks like something that yuppie couple from Beetlejuice would’ve had installed in the house after Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin died. It’s all very sharp, just not our style.
Anyway, that’s a small complaint. The beer was tasty – we had the Some Beach Island Ale, a nice session Blonde ale with Kolsch yeast, the Excalibur IPA and Bonnie & Clyde DIPA, and Paul Bunyon Pale. The Paul Bunyon was probably my favorite – very citrusy hop character like an IPA but a bit smoother and balanced like a pale. It seems like one of those all-around good beers that craft beer snobs and fizzy yellow piss water drinkers alike could agree on. The bartender couldn’t have been friendlier, chatting us up about their brews and renovation plans to put a massive patio and fire pit area out back before sending us on our way to Burley Oak Brewing, just up the road in Berlin.
Either the bartender at Tall Tales needs some help with her directional skills or we just weren’t paying enough attention. She attempted to guide us to Burley Oak by telling us to “turn right at the big produce sign a few miles up the road.” By “big” she meant “slightly larger than an average street sign” and by a few miles, she meant 15. It was a small hiccup, and well worth it. Burley Oak was one big open space with a long bar, a few tables constructed from old barrels and a display area with a ton of merchandise (though hell, how many different shirt designs does one brewery need?). Christmas lights bordering their detailed chalkboard draft list and a cutout picture window view of the brewers in action are both nice touches.
Their beer was some of the best on the trip, with fun names to boot – Aboriginal Gangster (IPA with New Zealand hops), Waffle Stomper (Belgian IPA), and Golden Sex Panther (lemongrass & basil saison, admittedly not as fun to drink as it was to order…I settled for a sample). Small-batch stuff is always the best; most I’ve found aren’t quite as good as our nearby Selinsgrove Brewing Co, only served in-house, but Burley Oak is close. Everything tasted like it had just been tapped moments before we arrived.
After just a passing glance at each, Tall Tales seems to cater more to the flourishing summertime tourist crowd whereas Burley Oak had a more local feel. Burley Oak’s event calendar features original singer/songwriters and bring-your-own-vinyl nights rather than the run-of-the-mill karaoke and Jimmy Buffet tributes that overrun most beach vacation spots. The drawback is slightly less focus on the travelers – which isn’t to say the staff at Burley was the least bit unfriendly, just more eager to chat up the regulars they know will be back every week. It’s more an observation than a complaint – the bartender was quick to offer refills and answer questions so if he’d rather chat business with the guy who owns the jet ski rental place down the road it’s fine by me.
Two and a half hours and a drive across the good ol’ bay bridge later and we were in my home-sweet-home-away-from-home of Baltimore. I’ve written countless songs about my love/hate relationship with that city, and being there with my wife, family, friends, and anyone I care about is centering in a way I can’t describe. My sister lives in suburban Catonsville and was a very gracious host, so we treated her to dinner at the newly opened Heavy Seas Alehouse downtown, just off Little Italy.
The Heavy Seas brand has been a Baltimore staple for years but until recently they’ve only had a tasting room and tours at Clipper City Brewery in Halethorpe, just south of the city. The alehouse looks like a revamped old warehouse and impossible to miss with the giant Heavy Seas logo shining down Bank Street. It’s gorgeous inside, all rustic looking wood to compliment the brick walls, large scale beer posters and ship memorabilia hanging everywhere. Since there were three of us we decided to order an assortment of the snacks and small plates to share: cured meats and cheese with mustards, soft pretzels with beer cheese sauce, prosciutto with apple compote and ciabatta crisps. Everything was good but not as filling as we’d hoped; we were hungrier than we’d realized and should’ve ordered sandwiches or dinners.
The beer was top notch as always, matey. I was thrilled they still had their summer seasonal Red Sky at Night on tap. Saison with Belgian yeast and candied sugar, goes down smooth with a warming, boozy finish. We gulped down a few beers, filled a growler with their Marzen lager for later and headed back to the ‘burbs for some video games and Netflix before passing out on the couch.
You can count on three things in life: death, taxes and every coffee shop ever employing at least one mopey hipster with unkempt hair too tired to take your order because he hasn’t had his coffee yet. Bean Hollow in historic Ellicott City is no exception. Sad emo barista looked physically pained after writing our short order of two coffees and one muffin. Top notch brew though, and the girl behind the counter was much more awake and friendly. We took our coffees on a stroll through Taylor’s Antique Mall (since closed), and headed on toward Frederick for our last stop of the day.
Brewer’s Alley in downtown Frederick was the first brewpub established in Frederick County, in 1996. Maybe that statistic set our expectations a little high but we didn’t enjoy our experience there at all. We sat on the patio outside. Our waitress took forever to come over, and was bored and annoyed at answering our very simple questions about the menu. She interacted the same way with the other patrons, and after listening in a bit I discovered most of the other servers were the same way. I asked the hostess where the bathroom was and she grunted and pointed without looking up. Maybe there was a unanimously hated announcement or new policy instituted by management that morning that had everybody reeling; either way they all gave sad emo barista a run for his money.
The visit would have been salvaged by a decent meal and beer but those weren’t great either. Pale ale and IPA tasted so similar I wondered if the bartender accidentally poured the same beer twice. I ordered the cask IPA next figuring I couldn’t go wrong with a cask beer and was wrong again. Aside from having a better mouthfeel from the cask pour it was one of the most unexciting IPA’s I’ve had. Fish tacos and pulled pork sandwich were decent enough but nothing I’d make an out-of-the-way drive for. I don’t mean to totally run the place down but how it scores an 89 (“very good”) rating on Beer Advocate is beyond me. It would take a lot of steady rave reviews over a decent period of time for me to go back. The rest of downtown Frederick is nice though. Tree-lined and clean, with a quaintness despite the constant bustling of traffic.
The Man Voyage manifesto was accomplished. We ate and drank heartily, most of it very, very good, and what wasn’t all that great didn’t matter. The driving in between, singing Bruce Springsteen, Tom Waits and Van Morrison tunes, imagining the mistakes we’ll make in the years to come while championing each others’ strengths and positive attributes, giving encouragement and wondering how our kids have any chance of leading normal lives with us as their fathers. That’s the stuff Man Voyage is made of.
Beer and food too…because who wants to think about all of that on an empty stomach?